The Tories’ slogan reads: “We are a modern, compassionate Conservative Party”. Two oxymorons in just one sentence, quite a lot even for a text-message politician. That’s the way to go Dave, you have understood an important distinction: what matters is winning the next election, not that the Conservative Party wins the next election. So if it will take killing the Tories to win the election, death to the Tories! Eh, Dave?